An 84 year old man told me this one morning, "I woke up standing against the wall with some young guy holding me... There was blood everywhere! I thought maybe I'd killed someone!"
An old and quite obese lady with a deep smoker frog voice had her gown pulled down quite a bit for all to see... She looks down and says "sexy, ain't it."
I posed the question "whats going on today?" to this little old war vet with no legs, only one arm, and one finger... He replied, "I'm just trying to get a nice piece of ass."
I told this older gentleman, "well, the drug screen came up positive for cocaine." he replies, "oh... I think someone was smoking it near me."
David
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